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20 July 2009 @ 07:22 pm
Mod Post : Ch-ch-ch-changes...  
Okay, all you sexy (and not so sexy) bitches. Since most of you are full-on retarded, there's a new sheriff's deputy in town. I'm Jules, and I'm here to let you know all the awesome new changes.

1. posts to the community are now under mod-approval. That means that when you submit a post to the comm, it won't show up until one of the mods gives it the go-ahead. As long as your post contains NO captions or other extraneous stuff that isn't a macro, I'll approve it. If it doesn't get approved, don't get butt-hurt. Just change it accordingly and resubmit. Simple? simple. HOWEVER. If I have to dis-approve the SAME post 3 times, you will be banned.

2. All entries that do not comply with the community rules that were made before this post are subject to editing or deletion. If you wanna go ahead and edit your own post, that would be fabulous, but not necessary. (edit: wait. Fuck. actually it is necessary. As a mod, I can only delete posts. Please go back and edit your entries, y'all. lawl.)

3. Check out the tags, bbz! There's a Hyori tag now, as well as a lot of others. If there's something that I've missed, lemme know and I'll add it.

4. Try not to refer to your macros as "failz/phailz" anymore. It's like a laughter killer or some shit, you know? Stuff that might have been funny is automatically lame when you refer to your own shit as "fail". I mean, you can if you want, but if anyone's laughing it's not cause the macros are funny.

5. If you are confused about something, READ THE COMMUNITY INFO FIRST. Do not assume we will just "forgive" your "fail." Ignorance is not an excuse in this community, because all the information you need is right in front of you. There is an explanation of captions vs. macros right in the community info. But fine. If you still cannot grasp the concept, a last-ditch effort to help your ass:




Look at these two pictures. The one on the left is a CAPTION. The one on the right is a MACRO. Do you see the difference? The caption is dialogue going on within the picture, that could not occur outside of the picture. The macro is playing off of the picture to say something you might say to another LJ user. If that's not clear enough, then I'm afraid you will never get it, and thus, are better off just going over to kpophumor.

6. This is not a safe haven. We're on the internet, where anonymity means people can say whatever they want. Part of the humor of macros is to be rude to each other. You can either realize that it's all in fun and join the party, or you can go off and lick your wounds and grow some thicker skin. Your choice.

Now let's have a fuckin' party, bitches!
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FABULOUS MAX ✯: [gr] even claws like us!dalmasca on July 21st, 2009 01:50 am (UTC)
WAIT KPOPMACROS IS NAO SRS BSNS?

Well, it makes sense a lot. All those hate memes finally get to you? Hahaha.
ⓙⓤⓛⓘⓐ: Hangeng is so charmingjulesce on July 21st, 2009 01:54 am (UTC)
IT WAS MORE BUTTHURT THAN I COULD HANDLE. I HAD TO DO SOMETHING.
FABULOUS MAX ✯: [jp] *pout*dalmasca on July 21st, 2009 01:56 am (UTC)
KK I THINK I GET IT :Db

'Tis true though, macros are only funny if they are actually macros. *needs to make some*
Amanda Lee: Minho3polyurethane on July 21st, 2009 01:53 am (UTC)
OMFG THANK YOU.

Half this shit doesn't make me laugh anymore.

I remember when this comm was all funny, no crap.
ⓙⓤⓛⓘⓐ: Sexy Ladiesjulesce on July 21st, 2009 02:01 am (UTC)
It'll be cool again, bb. Just you wait.
Amanda Lee: Love -- Kyuhyun and Yesungpolyurethane on July 21st, 2009 02:02 am (UTC)
I hope so bb, I hope so.
whut.pumadragon on July 21st, 2009 01:54 am (UTC)
;___; THANK YOU FOR SAYING SOMETHING ABOUT THE FAIL/PHAIL KILL-KILL-KILL-IT-DEAD OVERLY USED WORDING. And shit. Uh.

): Rules seem a little too srs biz imo, but I suppose we'll see how everything pans out.
ⓙⓤⓛⓘⓐ: Hangeng is so charmingjulesce on July 21st, 2009 02:01 am (UTC)
I've got german blood. I can be a bit of a nazi. But it'll be cool, the mod-approval isn't going to be forever. Just until we can weed out most of the stupid.
whut.pumadragon on July 21st, 2009 02:02 am (UTC)
So at first I was like, "wtf does german blood have anything to do with this". But then I lol'd.
lilehlileh3984 on June 13th, 2010 12:42 am (UTC)
dang. re reading this, i gta go back and edit.
Sal: win!krispy_bacon on July 21st, 2009 02:12 am (UTC)
lol Reading it I felt like Onew's facial expressions backwards.

srs biz face :|

then I loled XD

MAKE THIS PLACE OSM AGAIN~
ⓙⓤⓛⓘⓐ: Hangeng is so charmingjulesce on July 21st, 2009 02:35 am (UTC)
XD OH WE WILL.
NO: spock reca-nizelyssakim on July 21st, 2009 02:52 am (UTC)
I COULD KISS YOUR MODLY ICON RIGH' NOW FOR IT FEELS LIKE FOREVER SINCE ACTUAL MACROS GRACED THIS COMM ♥♥
ⓙⓤⓛⓘⓐ: Hangeng is so charmingjulesce on July 21st, 2009 05:52 am (UTC)
I'm always up for a hot dirty makeout.
beast with no leash: TOP: suplabobo93 on July 21st, 2009 02:59 am (UTC)
I AM OKAY WITH ALL THIS.
YOU DID GOOD.
beast with no leash: Taemin is happy.labobo93 on July 21st, 2009 03:04 am (UTC)
AND LOL AT THE EXAMPLES.
YOU HAVE MUCH SKILLS TO JUST BE ABLE TO WHIP THOSE UP.
/caps
ⓙⓤⓛⓘⓐ: Hangeng is so charmingjulesce on July 21st, 2009 05:52 am (UTC)
practice makes perfect, bb. :)
정보현☆: 슈퍼주니어 - 은혁toyparade on July 21st, 2009 03:46 am (UTC)
YOU GO, GURL.
ⓙⓤⓛⓘⓐ: Hangeng is so charmingjulesce on July 21st, 2009 06:05 am (UTC)
OKAY.
KAKExORxDEATHkakexorxdeath on July 21st, 2009 03:57 am (UTC)
I'm almost scared now xD

i always planned to make a point of not saying "FIRST FAIL" when i post my first macros. lol.

can't wait to see the good stuff again.
ⓙⓤⓛⓘⓐ: Hangeng is so charmingjulesce on July 21st, 2009 06:06 am (UTC)
We're all scurred bb. Scurred we may never laugh again.
Quinnquinnsan on July 21st, 2009 05:43 am (UTC)
Yay? Umm....YAY!

It took me a few minutes of rereading and reading to get some of it just because my brain is in total off the wall fangirl land for whatever reason, and when its there information takes longer to process. xD
ⓙⓤⓛⓘⓐ: Sexy Ladiesjulesce on July 21st, 2009 06:07 am (UTC)
Sleep is good for these things. XD
Quinnquinnsan on July 21st, 2009 06:47 am (UTC)
Problem is I'm not tired. I'm hyper....ok the sugar from the Coca-Cola and the yummy Ben&Jerry's I had is probably doing that, but still. xD
kk_me on July 21st, 2009 05:47 am (UTC)
Oh awesommmme at the whole post and particularly at getting people to stop all the 'fail' or 'phail' crap. I mean, if they made it, and consider it to be fail, they shouldn't post it up. Degrading your own work is as low as non-constructive ctiricism can go.

I APPROVE. ^___^ Wholeheartedly. Thank you very very muchly
ⓙⓤⓛⓘⓐ: Sexy Ladiesjulesce on July 21st, 2009 06:10 am (UTC)
I'm glad the smart ppl are comin' out of the woodwork now. ur welcome bb.
『Dodo Potato』doraichan on July 21st, 2009 07:01 am (UTC)
Thank you so fucking much for these rules, especially the fucking FAIL ONE. I never bother clicking on posts that say fail... but then there's barely any posts lol. :|
ⓙⓤⓛⓘⓐ: Sexy Ladiesjulesce on July 21st, 2009 11:44 am (UTC)
next time, click on it, and be sure to tell the person how much they suck. lol.
『Dodo Potato』doraichan on July 21st, 2009 05:56 pm (UTC)
Psh, I'm not wasting my time on them! xDDD
semi sanitarydisinfected on July 21st, 2009 08:12 am (UTC)
HAHA.
The word "fail" is on the first page eleven times, not including your post. 8D
ⓙⓤⓛⓘⓐ: Sexy Ladiesjulesce on July 21st, 2009 11:43 am (UTC)
IKR. I feel embarrassed for ppl. XD
gymnopedistegymnopediste on July 21st, 2009 10:51 am (UTC)
idk, i always think the stuff i post is awesome as hell (EVEN IF THERE WERE CAPTIONS, OH GOD FORGIVE ME), why would people even bother posting their failures. IT BOGGLES THE MIND.
ⓙⓤⓛⓘⓐ: Hangeng is so charmingjulesce on July 21st, 2009 11:39 am (UTC)
I have no idea either bb. Just more proof that most of the human race horribly special.
So shuai! And has an IQ of 200!hiiyaa on July 21st, 2009 11:22 am (UTC)
I'd prefer the pics to be posted in normal size as well, but that's just me.
ⓙⓤⓛⓘⓐ: Sexy Ladiesjulesce on July 21st, 2009 11:42 am (UTC)
This is something to think about. I'll probably have to come up with some kind of tutorial for that shit as well, though. lol. It's duly noted bb, I'll get on it.
So shuai! And has an IQ of 200!hiiyaa on July 21st, 2009 12:04 pm (UTC)
Xxiao_baka on July 21st, 2009 02:56 pm (UTC)
@___@ There are still two tags for SNSD; one "snsd" and one "sonyuhshidae". Just saying. 8)
ⓙⓤⓛⓘⓐ: Hangeng is so charmingjulesce on July 21st, 2009 03:07 pm (UTC)
lol. which one would you like to use?
Xxiao_baka on July 21st, 2009 03:08 pm (UTC)
(not that I make macros but) "snsd" since it's been used a lot more.
ⓙⓤⓛⓘⓐ: Sexy Ladiesjulesce on July 21st, 2009 03:11 pm (UTC)
kay.
0_osez0_osez on July 21st, 2009 06:17 pm (UTC)
NGL LOVING THE SASS THAT HAPPENS IN THIS COMM.
delikizzzdelikizzz on June 23rd, 2010 06:41 pm (UTC)
ohh now i get it.... thanks for showing the diff :D
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